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This is my own award show called The Real Awards (formally known as The ill Awards). This is where I make my categories and present the winners for the year of 2016. Is it better than the Oscars, probably not, better than MTV Movies Awards, maybe, but this is just my opinions for each award. Feel free to comment whether you agree or disagree. Now without further ado, let’s start with the first category:
Funniest Movie of the Year
Deadpool
It is a comic book action film, but the hilarity in this was superb. I was laughing from beginning to end with all the antics and quotes. Ryan Reynolds mixed the comedic role and superhero (maybe antihero) role very well, and created a character we will always remember and laugh about in future years!!!
Best Animated Movie of the Year
Kubo and the Two Strings
I’ve said this many times before, but this animated film was the best stop motion action I have ever seen. The special effects has blown me away. Let alone, the story with all the Japanese culture and legendary characters made it very enjoyable and fun to watch for the whole family. It has been two years in a row that an animated movie made it to my Best Movie of the Year, and I really think that is a great thing, because it involves the whole family. That is what what animated movies are all about!!!
Best Nerd/Fanboy Movie of the Year
Captain America: Civil War
Before this film came out I was a big fan of the story in the comics. When I heard that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) were doing a movie based on this comic series, I didn’t think it was possible. There were too many character stories that would be too much for a two hour movie. Not only did the film proved me wrong and made an awesome comic book movie with some great writing for the story that really made it their own, they also introduced new characters for us to get excited about in the near future (Black Panther and Spider-Man). It just proves that the MCU still remains supreme in the comic book movie world, and will probably continue in years to come!!!
Best Romantic Movie of the Year
Loving
Usually romantic films are cheesy and eye rolling, but this one was not only different, but very powerful. The fact about interracial marriage and the politics that came in the 50’s really hit close to home for me. It’s amazing to see how much stuff the Loving family had to go through to just live a peaceful life with their family. Ruth Negga and Joel Edgerton provided some great acting and chemistry to make it impactful. I’m surprised this film didn’t get an Oscar nomination!!!
Best Oscar Nominated Movie of the Year
Hacksaw Ridge
There has been a trend for me of picking my favorite in this category, and having it not winning the Oscar for Best Picture. It just shows how real I am when it comes to films, and give it a different and probably a relatable perspective on films in general. With Hacksaw Ridge, the best war film action since Saving Private Ryan that had a great and unique story. Great acting and direction really made this for me one of the most memorable of 2016!!!
Movie That Exceeded My Expectations in 2016
Everybody Want Some!!
If you hadn’t seen this comedy, do yourself a favor and check it out. It has a comedic vibe and story that reminded me of Animal House. Throughout the film I was laughing at their conversations, quotes, and antics each different character brings. I also appreciated the realness this film brings, and with the unique setting go college life in the early 80’s. I did not expected for this comedy to be really good, but I enjoy being pleasantly surprised!!!
Most Disappointing Movie of 2016
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
I know some people will tell me, “I told you so.” (Whatever!!!) I really did have high hopes that this film will not only be good, but give the MCU some friendly competition. Reason I would think that is because I really enjoyed Man of Steel. However, it really was a mess that a part of me knew it was coming, but didn’t want to believe it. I don’t blame the acting (Batfleck was good after all the hate) or action, I blame the writing and lack of transitional editing. It just showed that the DC Extended Universe were really desperate to compete with the MCU by putting everything in it which really made it all a clunky mess. I took some heat of giving it a merciful rating, but Captain America: Civil War made me change my mind. (However, the Director’s Cut made me feel better about my rating.) DC really needs to step their game up if they really want to come close to compete with the MCU because they reign supreme in the comic book movie world!!!
Movie Everybody Liked but I Didn’t in 2016
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
I really enjoyed the first film which was funny and unique. However, I didn’t like this sequel. I thought the story was too bland, and the comedy really was too much slapstick and raunchiness for my liking. Many people told me that they really liked this film including many other critics that I read. I just don’t see why to be quite honest, but it is what it is!!!
Movie Everybody Hated, but I Liked in 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
I took some heat for liking the first one, and I took some heat for liking this one, but honestly I do find these films enjoyable. As a matter of fact, it did critically better than its predecessor, though not by much. I am a fan of this whole franchise, and maybe that’s why I enjoy it so much. I believe people need to understand that these films are made for kids to really enjoy. It is not going to be dark like the DC Extended Universe films, and it is not going to be thought provoking as the MCU. It is just pure entertainment, and in that regard, it did its job. I do believe all that hate extends to Michael Bay, and sometimes his hate can be unmerited (Just my opinion)!!!
Weirdest Movie of 2016
Swiss Army Man
I didn’t have to think long and hard for this category. This movie was just plain out weird. I mean I get the hidden message, but the way they go about things involving a dead guy was just too much to bare for me. You have to see it to know what I mean, but to give you a quick example the guy uses the dead body’s farts to propel him to the water to get to from one island to another. That is just the tip of the iceberg in the weirdness!!!
Creepiest Movie of 2016
The Conjuring 2
This has been a pretty good year critically for horror films. I’m usually don’t watch horror films for many of my own reasons, but I do give the critically good ones a chance. I believe the reason these horror films worked this year is because they stepped up their creepiness. For The Conjuring 2, they really stepped up their creepiness from the first film. That nun was really creepy looking, and some of the scenes dealing with demon possessions really made me creep out a little. I just hope in 2017 won’t be as good for horror as in 2016, because it can be too much for me!!!
Movie I Refused to Watch in 2016
The Shallows
A very rare category for me, but now it has happened two years in a row. (Is something wrong with me?) Well one thing that will do it for me is adding sharks as the main part of the film makes me not one to see it. Plain and simple, sharks give me the creeps, and don’t want anything to do with them. You can blame the movie Jaws for that!!!
Movie With the Best Soundtrack
Moana
Still to this day I am humming the music to this film. The best soundtrack I heard since probably The Lion King. The music really made this film fun and enjoyable. Songs like the Oscar nominated song, “How Far I’ll Go,” and “You’re Welcome,” which is actually sung by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson himself. I give credit to Lin-Manuel Miranda for writing these songs, and the future is bright for him!!!
Movie with the Best Quote of 2016
Hacksaw Ridge
The quote is by Private Desmond Doss, played by Andrew Garfield, which is “Please Lord, help me get one more.” The reason I loved that quote so much is because it just showed the true character of Private Doss. He refused to hold a gun to kill, but instead he goes out to the battle field and saving many of these wounded soldiers lives. Overtime he says that prayer and goes out all night saving these soldiers lives one by one by himself, shows his true dedication in being a great soldier. That moment is what made this film so great in my book, and teach you about not only standing up in what you believe in, but proving the naysayers wrong!!!
Movie with the Most WTH Moment
The Brothers Grimsby
You have to see it, but to not give too much away, it involves elephants. That scene not only made me say, “What the heck,” it had my mouth wide open in astonishment, and at times closing my eyes and shaking my head. It was so radical an unique, I couldn’t help but being grossly astonished and amused at the same time!!!
Well, those were my winners of The Real Awards. I hope you all enjoyed them. Please feel free to comment on anything. Let’s see what 2017 holds for us, but below is my full rankings of the films of 2017 for your reading pleasures. Thanks for reading!!!
Top Movies of 2016
Kubo and the Two Strings 5 Stars
Hacksaw Ridge 4.5 Stars  Â
Captain America: Civil War 4.5 Stars
Deadpool 4.5 Stars
Zootopia 4.5 Stars
Doctor Strange 4.5 Stars
Lion 4.5 Stars
Deepwater Horizon 4.5 Stars
Sully 4.5 Stars
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 4 Stars
The Infiltrator 4 Stars
Patriots Day 4 Stars
Hidden Figures 4 Stars
Imperium 4 Stars
Loving 4 Stars
Nocturnal Animals 4 Stars
The Magnificent Seven 4 Stars
Manchester by the Sea 4 Stars
Sausage Party 4 Stars
Moana 4 Stars
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 4 Stars
The Jungle Book 4 Stars
La La Land 4 Stars
Everybody Wants Some!! 4 Stars
Hell or High Water 4 Stars
Moonlight 4 Stars
Allied 4 Stars
The Birth of a Nation 4 Stars
Snowden 4 Stars
Star Trek: Beyond 4 Stars
Race 4 Stars
The Nice Guys 4 Stars
Captain Fantastic 4 Stars
Bad Moms 4 Stars
Finding Dory 4 Stars
Sing 4 Stars
X-men: Apocalypse 4 Stars
Barbershop: The Next Cut 4 Stars
Nerve 4 Stars
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows 4 Stars
God’s Not Dead 2 4 Stars
Risen 4 Stars
The Finest Hours 4 Stars
Eddie the Eagle 4 Stars
The Hollars 4 Stars
The Founder 3.5 Stars
Fences 3.5 Stars
Bleed for This 3.5 Stars
The Edge of Seventeen 3.5 Stars
Kung Fu Panda 3 3.5 Stars
Money Monster 3.5 Stars
Suicide Squad 3.5 Stars
War Dogs 3.5 Stars
Don’t Think Twice 3.5 Stars
A Monster Calls 3.5 Stars
Gold 3.5 Stars
Ben-Hur 3.5 Stars
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back 3.5 Stars
The Accountant 3.5 Stars
Why Him? 3.5 Stars
Don’t Breathe 3.5 Stars
Queen of Katwe 3.5 Stars
Hands of Stone 3.5 Stars
A Hologram for the King 3.5 Stars
The Girl on the Train 3.5 Stars
10 Cloverfield Lane 3.5 Stars
Keanu 3.5 Stars
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 3.5 Stars
Elvis and Nixon 3.5 Stars
The Secret Life of Pets 3.5 Stars
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi 3.5 Stars
The Angry Birds Movie 3.5 Stars
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 3.5 Stars
Storks 3.5 Stars
The Brothers Grimsby 3.5 Stars
Regression 3.5 Stars
Free State of Jones 3 Stars
The Legend of Tarzan 3 Stars
Arrival 3 Stars
Jason Bourne 3 Stars
London Has Fallen 3 Stars
Triple 9 3 Stars
Split 3 Stars
Passengers 3 Stars
Hardcore Henry 3 Stars
Central Intelligence 3 Stars
Live by Night 3 Stars
Hail, Caesar! 3 Stars
Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk 3 Stars
Trolls 3 Stars
Elle 3 Stars
Cafe Society 3 Stars
Florence Foster Jenkins 3 Stars
Collateral Beauty 3 Stars
The Perfect Day 3 Stars
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2Â 3 Stars
Miracles from Heaven 3 Stars
I’m Not Ashamed 3 Stars
Miles Ahead 3 Stars
Now You See Me 2 3 Stars
Ratchet and Clank 3 Stars
Dirty Grandpa 3 Stars
The Conjuring 2 3 Stars
The Witch 3 Stars
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children 3 Stars
Warcraft 3 Stars
Mechanic: Resurrection 3 Stars
Lights Out 3 Stars
Mr. Church 3 Stars
Assassin’s Creed 3 Stars
Alice Through the Looking Glass 3 Stars
The BFG 3 Stars
The Wild Life 3 Stars
How to Be Single 3 Stars
The Boss 3 Stars
The Divergent Series: Allegiant 3 Stars
Term Life 3 Stars
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 3 Stars
The Lobster 3 Stars
Bridgett Jones’s Baby 3 Stars
When the Bough Breaks 3 Stars
Midnight Special 3 Stars
Ghostbusters 2.5 Stars
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising 2.5 Stars
Masterminds 2.5 Stars
Morgan 2.5 Stars
Inferno 2.5 Stars
Criminal 2.5 Stars
Independence Day: Resurgence 2.5 Stars
Zoolander 2 2.5 Stars
Ride Along 2 2.5 Stars
Office Christmas Party 2.5 Stars
The Purge: Election Year 2.5 Stars
Pete’s Dragon 2.5 Stars
The Sea of Trees 2.5 Stars
Puerto Rican’s in Paris 2.5 Stars
Nina 2.5 Stars
Bad Santa 2 2.5 Stars
Almost Christmas 2.5 Stars
Keeping Up with the Joneses 2.5 Stars
Nine Lives 2.5 Stars
20th Century Women 2.5 Stars
Jackie 2.5 Stars
Swiss Army Man 2.5 Stars
Me Before You 2.5 Stars
Mother’s Day 2.5 Stars
The Perfect Match 2.5 Stars
Mr. Right 2.5 Stars
Norm of the North 2.5 Stars
Gods of Egypt 2.5 Stars
My Blind Brother 2.5 Stars
The 5th Wave 2.5 Stars
Green Room 2.5 Stars
Silence 2.5 Stars
Miss Sloane 2.5 Stars
I Saw the Light 2.5 Stars
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2.5 Stars
The Huntsmen: Winter’s War 2 Stars
Knight of Cups 2 Stars
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 2 Stars
Meet the Blacks 2 Stars
High-Rise 2 Stars
The Young Messiah 2 Stars
The Choice 2 Stars
The Family Fang 2 Stars
Fifty Shades of Black 1 Stars