The Last Duel

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The Last Duel storytelling wasn’t great, but the drama and action kept you engaged!!!

Real Rating:

4 Joust Matches

What I Like:

-It isn’t a Ridley Scott movie without some action, and you get to it early and at the end, the duel scene was fun and thrilling
-The drama of an accusation of rape kept it engaging, and seeing how it was handled can be either awed or cringy, regardless, you want to see what happens with the accusation and trial, it can be interesting and ridiculous at the same time

The So So:

-The execution of the story was the good old trope of telling three different viewpoints, it was fine and all, but it was a little choppy to begin with, but once it starts unraveling, it all makes sense in the end
-The acting was good, but it was weird for a film set in medieval France, that they were talking in British accents, even weirder that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon sounded more American, bottomline, it wasn’t authentic enough, but at least you get some great acting by Jodie Comer who plays Marguerite, the woman who was raped, her performance was riveting for sure

What I Didn’t Like:

-It can be really slow at times where you can lose focus, unfortunately, I was telling myself, get to the duel part, because it was making me impatient
-Ben Affleck’s hair in this role, what were they thinking

Overall:

It is a good story once you piece it all together. I know for some, people will find it horrifying, but for others they can find it interesting and engaging, and maybe even both. With all that said, to me it showed how life was in medieval times, and how ridiculous and cruel people can be in handling certain things. The acting is weird and take some getting used to, but the overall drama is pretty good. What’s fun is the action we see, especially the duel which a lot of us are waiting for. It is good enough for everyone watching to enjoy!!!

Real Rating:

4 Joust Matches

Needle in a Timestack (Sidenote: The Forever Purge)

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Needle in a Timestack is an interesting premise, but the execution was slower than two tortoises racing each other!!!

Real Rating:

3 Memory Losses

What I Like:

-The story is interesting about having the ability to time travel, and how it is supposedly controlled, it is an interesting concept, and the paranoia that follows

The So So:

The acting was fine, a little awkward at times, but the chemistry seems to be flowing very well

What I Didn’t Like:

-The execution of everything is very slow, the dialogue seems to be all over the place, and the lack of action doesn’t help its case, for an interesting story, you can lose your focus very quickly

Overall:

It is an interesting concept on a time traveling story. It has a good cast, but the execution of everything was slow and off at times. I got the gist of everything, but there were times where I lost my focus. It try to be something, but in the end, it fails to make it exciting. Time traveling shouldn’t be so boring!!!

Real Rating:

3 Memory Losses

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(Sidenote: The Forever Purge – Another Purge movie pretty much about the same old thing. This time dealing with immigrants at the Mexican border. At least this time it really shows the true dangers of this “holiday,” and how evil racist people don’t care about order. The action was fun and entertaining at the very least, but the the scary part for me is that I believe something like this can happen in real life!!!
Real Rating: 3.5 Purges)

No Time to Die

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No Time to Die may drag in certain scenes, but it is a satisfying conclusion to the Danial Craig’s era of James Bond!!!

Real Rating:

4 Aston Martins

What I Like:

-It’s everything you need in a James Bond movie, cool action, great cinematography of certain cities, and the unique villains it brings, it has all the makings of a Bond film
-The direction of Cary Joji Fukunaga was awesome, the action scenes were intense, and really made some nice shots of landscapes and what not, blended together, it was beautifully shot
-As far as the story goes, it does give a satisfying conclusion to Danial Craig’s portrayal of James Bond, to me, he is one of my favorite Bonds, and most of his movies were gritty and action packed which I loved, the way things concluded was an appropriate ending

The So So:

-There was a lot of scenes that dragged in this film, but it is exposition that we need to understand the bigger picture, but with it’s runtime, it had me at ends, and asking to get to the point, and hit the climax of it all
-There were some characters that were very brief which can be disappointing, some expected like Christoph Waltz as Ernst Blofeld, but some disappointingly short like Ana de Armas, regardless, when they were there, it was great

What I Didn’t Like:

-Rami Malek played the main villain, Lyutsifer Safin, and I wasn’t really feeling him as a villain, I thought his acting was too soft and boring, and also a typical villainy trope for a Bond villain, I expected a lot better from Malek, but he is nowhere near as memorable as Mads Mikkelsen or Javier Bardem

Overall:

Even though this is not as good as Casino Royale or Skyfall, it is still good enough Bond flick to keep you entertained. It may drag with exposition and the villain may not be memorable, but it is a satisfying conclusion for Danial Craig as James Bond. It may be emotional for some of you all, but I appreciated Craig’s work in making the character James Bond fun again. To me he is up there with the great Bond portrayals, and the movies will be memorable for the action and grittiness. Who knows who is up next to portray him, but one thing is for sure, they do have some big shoes to fill!!!

Real Rating:

4 Aston Martins

The Many Saints of Newark

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The Many Saints of Newark was fun, but it left me wanting more, and I doubt people who didn’t watch the show will be as effective to them!!!

Real Rating:

3.5 Mob Soldiers

What I Like:

-After recently watching the original series, this was a fine prequel, seeing younger versions of the characters and what they did back in the late 60’s early 70’s was fun to see
-What really made this fun was the actors they got to portray the younger characters, they got the looks and the mannerisms down to the T, and of course Michael Gandolfini playing a young Tony Soprano was a great gesture to portray his late father in this iconic character, plus Corey Stoll playing a younger Junior Soprano was very spot on

The So So:

-The story was interesting, seeing the mobsters life in Newark, New Jersey in the late 60’s early 70’s was interesting, I also liked how they tied it in with the Newark Riots in 1967, however, it did seem like they try to put a lot into a two hour movie, which lead to some plotholes that left me wanting more to see what happens next, but seeing how a young Tony Soprano was raised by his uncle Dickie Moltisanti does explain a lot on why Tony became the man he was in the series

What I Didn’t Like:

-I believe if you didn’t watch the series before watching this movie, it won’t be as fun then for the people who did, there’s definitely a lot of fan service here, and for the others, it might be a typical mob movie
-One casting I didn’t like was John Magaro as Sylvio Dante, I liked Sylvio in the series because he was always the voice of reason, but here I didn’t think John Magaro quite captured his character as his younger self

Overall:

If you’re a fan of the series, you will enjoy this movie. With that said, I can’t say the same for the people who hasn’t watched the series. It could be nothing special for them. The casting was great seeing all the characters as their younger selves. The story was interesting, but it left me wanting to see more. The huge plotholes does make me hope for a sequel to this prequel. If not, than it is just an average movie for everyone!!!

Real Rating:

3.5 Mob Soldiers

The Addams Family 2

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The Addams Family 2 may give some chuckles, but overall, it is the same old same old!!!

Real Rating:

3 Songs Sung by Lurch

What I Like:

-Once again, great animation where the action scenes excel brilliantly for this type of film
-The voice cast was spot on once again including some newbies like Bill Hader and Wallace Shawn

The So So:

-It had some moments and jokes where I actually laughed, I give credit for the puns and the dark humor which is the schtick for an Addams Family movie, but some are complete misses as well, I would say about 50-50 where the jokes stick, but when it does, it’s gold

What I Didn’t Like:

-It is the same old Addams family trope that we all know, maybe fans will love it, but for it just got old, and the story became very predictable
-There were also moments that were too outrageous that didn’t quite make sense, yes it is a kids movie after all, but it has to have some logic, right?

Overall:

You see one Addams Family movie or TV show, you practically seen them all. Only difference is that they slap on a road trip. I know fans will love and defend it, but for me, it is whatever. I give credit to the animation, voice acting, and some jokes, but the story is one big old Addams family trope. Once it ended, I pretty much just laid out a good Lurch grunt, and left the theater!!!

Real Rating:

3 Songs Sung by Lurch

Venom: Let There Be Carnage

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Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a mockery to the famous comic book story, it didn’t take itself too seriously, and not even the direction of Andy Serkis could save this!!!

Real Rating:

2.5 Symbiote Fights

What I Like:

-The hair on Cletus Kasady was an improvement from the last film

The So So:

-The development of Cletus Kasady and his background is very dark and tragic, and Woody Harrelson portrays him creepily well, however, in the end, it was all about love and revenge, and really made the villain Carnage more vulnerable than it should be
-I thought director Andy Serkis did a fine job with the action and the CGI for this film, however, the blend of darkness and action doesn’t create a good picture for me to really enjoy the action

What I Didn’t Like:

-I don’t like this portrayal of Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock, they make him too weak, and that relationship with Venom was just way too bromancy for my liking, it almost felt like a romantic comedy, bottomline I believe we need better justice for Eddie Brock than how these movies are portraying him
-Without spoiling it, the mid credits scene just made me shake my head in disappointment saying, “Freaking Sony!!!”

Overall:

I wanted to like this, but my skepticism was so high. Venom and Carnage are on my my favorite story arcs in the Spider-Man lore, and these movies just don’t give it justice. Eddie Brock is portrayed to weak and vulnerable, Carnage was not psychotic enough, and it is not the same without Spider-Man in this mess. The action and direction may be decent, but it is not enough to give my favorite antihero any justice. I said this once and I will say it again, Sony needs to give up the Spider-Man rights to the Marvel Studios where it belongs!!!

Real Rating:

2.5 Symbiote Fights

Blue Bayou

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Blue Bayou is an emotional rollercoaster where the power comes from the story than the obvious theme!!!

Real Rating:

4.5 Tattoos

What I Like:

-Other than the clear political message, I believe what makes this story powerful is the story and character development which makes it interesting and watch worthy, the way it unravels will tug on your emotional heartstrings and hopefully for the right reasons
-Justin Chon who not only wrote and directed it, he also starred in it, the way he immersed himself to the New Orleans cajun culture, he also brought this story to life and relate to him on all the things he is going through, it is a marvel to see him work
-I liked how they showed a new angle of the the culture of New Orleans, instead of showing the touristy side of it all, it just showed the realness of a blue collar worker living in the city

The So So:

-I know some will love the ending, while others will hate it, regardless, I thought the ending was as real as it could be with everything that happened throughout the film, though the last ten minutes can be tropey, the emotion can make the trope forgettable

What I Didn’t Like:

-There are some times where it slows down big time, it is minimal, but you can feel it

Overall:

This can be a powerful movie, and the more that people watch it, the more awareness will rise. Forget about the politics, and just watch it for the story it is telling. It can speak volumes to what people are experiencing today. I give credit to Justin Chon for his hard work on it, and the passion he brings. I feel this is a true Oscar contender!!!

Real Rating:

4.5 Tattoos

Dear Evan Hansen

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The thought of Dear Evan Hansen is good, but I thought it went to soft on the real issues at hand which can upset people!!!

Real Rating:

3 Instagram Posts

What I Like:

-The bigger coming of age story is nice to watch seeing the character Evan Hansen mature during his ordeal, at times, it can be relatable, the inevitable happens, but the right thing has been done

The So So:

-It does deal with issues on mental health and suicide, but the way it treated these issues seemed so lightly touched and safe, and that everything is going to be all right type of attitude, I know for that reason alone it will offend people who know or are struggling with mental health issues, and the fact that it wasn’t taken too seriously can be upsetting, I give credit for making awareness at the very least, but it is definitely not enough to make it powerful or life changing

What I Didn’t Like:

I didn’t really like the music, and the big reason why is because the cast that are singing, especially Ben Platt who plays Evan Hansen, doesn’t have a pleasant voice, every time he starts singing, it is like that annoying person who sings just to grab attention, it was that unpleasant

Overall:

I believe the premise and themes were good, and it could’ve been something strong and powerful. Unfortunately, they just scratched the surface, and nonchalantly sing away all their mental health problems like that is reality. It’s not, and it can be offensive to the real people going through these things in real life. It could’ve been something better, or more real than playful as it was. Add to the fact, that this musical really didn’t have great songs either adds salt to the wounds of the viewers. At least the coming of age story is decent enough for people to relate and maybe feel good, but it doesn’t live up to the hype where it should’ve been!!!

Real Rating:

3 Instagram Posts

Cry Macho

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Cry Macho isn’t quite as I expected, which is a good thing in my standpoint, but it is boring!!!

Real Rating:

2.5 Roosters

What I Like:

-Not much really

The So So:

-The culture it tried to show in Mexico is somewhat positive, but it does focus a lot on the bad things and poverty, not sure what it is trying to prove, but in the end, it wasn’t effective enough
-The acting was decent, Eduardo Minett did a decent job, but at times he sounded way too spoiled, and Clint Eastwood is the best we got in his age which for some of you all that is a good thing

What I Didn’t Like:

-The pacing, the point of the story, the acting, it all really made the execution of everything really slow, I felt like I was riding through the desert with them and just want to fall asleep, it really was that boring

Overall:

I’m not sure what was the point of all this. I don’t think they tried to show the country of Mexico in a positive light. Aside from that, it was way too slow. Having Clint Eastwood talk in all of this just doesn’t do anything to make it good. Maybe Eastwood is trying to rehash his old western cowboy movies days, but honestly, he just needs to leave it all behind and retire. Maybe that is a favor for all of us!!!

Real Rating:

2.5 Roosters

Copshop

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Copshop has a Tarantino-esque type of ordeal with the fun dialogue and action, but in the end, it is a typical action film!!!

Real Rating:

3.5 Jail Cells

What I Like:

-If you like Quentin Tarantino movies, this one will intrigue you, the dialogue and banter is funny, and the action scenes are a lot of fun
-The acting was really good, Gerard Butler and Frank Grillo do play along well together, and Alexis Louder was great as well in her role

The So So:

-Is it crazy and weird, you’re darn right it is, but it is just the right amount of crazy and weird for you to enjoy and not be overwhelmed by it

What I Didn’t Like:

-In the end of it all, it is just a typical over the top action movie, did it bring anything new to the table, not really, and without spoiling it, there is a part I knew was going to happen, but hoped it didn’t, but low and behold it did

Overall:

As I said before, this definitely had a Quinten Tarantino film vibe. The dialogue was funny and interesting. The action had the right blend of crazy and weird with a little bit of fun. It is a typical action movie in the end, but it is a good watch when you have the time to do so!!!

Real Rating:

3.5 Jail Cells